Perhaps The New York Times is to blame, or perhaps it is homesickness for something quintessentially American and comforting, but once the idea surfaced, I couldn't get rid of it without baking!
Fortunately, Catherine, having lived here for eight months already, had flour, vanilla extract, baking soda, salt, and sugar so all I had to buy were eggs, chocolate chips, and butter.
Except, there are no chocolate chips in
So I channeled my inner Ruth Wakefield and started chopping up chocolate bars.
Catherine’s apartment came furnished, so I poked around and found a mixing bowl, but soon discovered there were no measuring cups of any kind. This is problematic as I'm very loyal to Toll House's cookie recipe. Here's the revised recipe:
- 1.25 cups* flour
- .5 teaspoon** baking soda
- .5 teaspoon salt
- approximately 20-25% of the tub of margarine/butter substitute I bought
- sugar to a bit below the line in the "working glass"
- brown sugar to a bit above the line in the "working glass"
- .5 teaspoon of vanilla extract
- 1 egg
- 3 dark chocolate bars

Perfect. Mix all the ingredients more or less according to the Toll House instructions, except instead of electic beaters use a big spoon.

Just leaving baking and eating! Except that our kitchen also seems to lack:
- cookie sheets (the broiling pan that lives in the oven will do)
- any sort of calibration for the oven
- spatula (ornate metal salad tong/grabber thingies might work)
Eventually, after a few batches with burned bottoms or completely undercooked centers, I managed to produce some respectable cookies ... and were a big hit among my friends and colleagues.
Unfortunately, a few days later while moving around in the kitchen I hear a hissing noise. I checked the refrigerator to make sure that the door was firmly shut, poked around the oven, but couldn't find the the source of the sound. I was in a hurry, so left without investigating further.
Time to channel my inner MacGyver to fix the gas leak with the materials available in a furnished Kenyan apartment: one band aid from Catherine's 5 year-old first aid kit, two hand sized plastic bags from the green grocer. I thought about gum and duct tape, but a) did not have any, b) was worried about making a mess.
The band aid was a miserable failure (of course), but squeezing all of the air out of the plastic bags, wrapping them tightly around the hose, and then double knotting them worked surprisingly well!
I don't know if my cookie baking caused the leak (I certainly hope not) but I'm grateful that my cookie-baking adventure did not end in real disaster. And that our landlord came and fixed the gas leak.
*1 cup = the volume in Catherine's drinking glasses, which look like Crate & Barrell "Working Glasses," the 21 ounce size.
** 1 teaspoon = the size of a very small spoon in Catherine's drawer


1 comment:
Mmmmm. Must. Have. Cookies.
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